Here’s my top 5 tips for how…ġ) Dress your dog up. See, due to our natural affinity for animals (which we are gifted when we graduate from gay school…duh), gays do dog parenting differently. I know straight people have dogs but I don’t care about them. He’s on social media too! Follow Mark on Instagram hereĥ straight-up gay ways to… be a good gay dog daddy Just a very gay man, doing a lot of straight-up gay stuff.